Perhaps it was inevitable, given the widespread media coverage over the past couple of weeks, but it’s thrilling all the same to report that the Girl With No Name – officially published tomorrow – has already zoomed straight to the top of the Amazon chart. Last time I checked it was 6 in the book charts and number 2 in the ‘Movers and Shakers’. The debate will no doubt be coming along fast behind, too, as people naturally query the story’s authenticity. Nice to be me then, and, having ghosted it, absolutely without doubt. That’s the thing with fact – it so often IS stranger than fiction. Either way, it couldn’t be happening to a nicer lady

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